An enigma wrapped up in a conundrum, like piggies wrapped up in a blanket. Yes, I just likened myself to sausage. How unexpected!
Sometimes I feel like I want too much and not enough, of life, and of myself. I have this fear that I'll be alone forever, and I'm afraid of giving up my solitude. I want to be seen, and yet I hide. I love being outside, and I love TV. I'm deep and shallow, extroverted and reclusive, cocky and insecure, earnest and cynical... and I wear my hair both straight and wavy (not at the same time).
If you really want to know more about me, you can always try puzzling me out in my Sudoku like blog, Kettle Corn.
My Ideal Person:
Hey dudes, thanks for shopping by. Alas, we are SOLD OUT of the Noisy_Introvert romantic partnership model. We still have plenty of Noisy friend cards available, though, and very reasonably priced at that!
I'd like to meet a guy who has a deep appreciation for irony. Someone who listens to cool music. Someone who loves going to the drive-in. Someone who can make his intention plain without using emoticons.
Optional but recommended: a guy with a bike and/or a tent.
I want a guy who is attracted to strength and self-sufficiency, but who's willing to deal with stuff like hooking up the VCR. I can and will change flat tires on my bike, but really, really appreciate having it done for me. I've also killed a half-dead bird that my cat placed lovingly at my doorstep one memorable birthday - the year I truly grew up, I believe - but, you know, ew. Would rather not.
I've been on my own long enough to know what I'm looking for. It's a lot more than some pithy blurbage here will reveal. I don't know if this helps you, but I'll know it when I see it, of that I am certain.
Also, be funny.
- The last great book I read
For Her Own Good: Two Centuries of the Experts Adviceto
Women by Barbara Ehrenreich & Deirdre English
- My most humbling moment
Well the obvious choice in recent memory would be getting
so drunk I didn't know I needed to puke until a kind man
handed me a cocktail napkin to ralph into. If only it had
been a dinner napkin, my skirt might have been saved.
- If I could be anywhere right now
Riding in the sun
Near water, mountains, or both
Avec les tunes, natch
- Five items I can't live without
My bike
I, Podicus
Sunshine
Fresh air
My fwiends
Honorable mention: Diet Dr Pepper, Google
- Fill in the blank: _____ is sexy; _____ is sexier.
Funny e-mail is sexy; proofread e-mail is sexier!
- In my bedroom one will find...
A sad lack of decorating.
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