My Ideal Person:
Someone who can teach me to play guitar or to speak Spanish, or anyone who wants to learn with me. Someone who wants to play tennis or softball. Someone who sings in the car. No Right Wing nutjobs or bigots, please.

• My most humbling moment
  Any funeral I attend.
• The celebrity I resemble the most
  A cross between Mr. Peabody and Sherman. More like Sherman.
• The best or worst lie I've ever told
  Please don't arrest me, I swear I was going to pay for
  it.
• If I could be anywhere right now
  Napping
• Five items I can't live without
  cable TV
  naps
  diet coke
  milk shakes
  cats
• Fill in the blank: _____ is sexy; _____ is sexier.
  Morrissey is sexy. Johnny Marr is sexier.
• In my bedroom one will find...
  dreams.