My Ideal Person:
Somebody with a great sense of humor. A friend, partner, somebody that knows how to give a good back massage... Or, at least likes to give a massage. (Just thought I'd throw that in there!!)

• The last great book I read
  Does reading profiles on this site count as reading a book?????
  
  
  
  If so, I've read hundreds of great novels... How many
  names do they have for this website?? Jesus Christ is it
  called Fast Cupid, Onion, Nerve, Salon, Bettersex, or
  Meat Market? I think MEAT MARKET is the appropriate answer.....
  
  
  
  As far as books are concerned, I've read a few that I've
  enjoyed along with some that I haven't But here's
  a few that were okay.. Da Vinci Code... Lovely Bones - I know
  that's old but I liked it. And the very bizarre - Running
  with Scissors.. I couldn't finish The Secret, who
  doesn't know all that crap already.. Give me a break....
  I'll get around to the Kite Runner.. It's sitting
  on my desk.. I just haven't started it..
• My most humbling moment
  There's to many to count.... including this momentary
  lapse of reason.....
  
  
  Losing my dog was very humbling..
  
  
  Being robbed at gunpoint on my very first job.. It was Del
  Taco... I was 16 at the time..
  
  
  Giving birth to two boys that weighed more than me...
  
  
  Having my eyebrows waxed two days before a social event..
  Nothing like rug burn.. It'd be okay if it was on my back,
  but on the eyebrows it's a whole different story...
  
  
  
  These pesky little gray hairs that keep popping up in my
  hair.. But I refuse to dye it.. And yes, the hair matches
  the carpet, or whatever the hell that saying is...
  
  
  Getting me and my entire family kicked off an airplane during
  a layover in Dallas because of my big mouth.. I called an
  employee an asshole.. We were on our way to my dad's
  funeral... We made the best out of a bad situation though...
  
  
  
  We ended up staying at a Holiday Inn in Irving Texas and danced
  all night in the bar... Boy, did we talk smack about the Dallas
  Cowboys.. The guy's danced with us anyway.. Needless
  to say, we were late to my dad's funeral.. We couldn't
  catch a flight until the next morning.. And we were totally "Shotout" from the night
  before.. We were a mess!!!!
  
  
  More humbling is finding out that your dad was killed in
  a car accident while enroute to the airport to come back
  home to San Diego..
• Favorite on-screen sex scene
  This is a really stupid question...... Give me a break...
• The celebrity I resemble the most
  Have no idea...
• The best or worst lie I've ever told
  It wasn't me!!!!!
• If I could be anywhere right now
  In the arms of a decent man... hmmmmmmm.... what a concept........
• Five items I can't live without
  Air, water, food, friends, Music, music and more music,
  pedicures, and lately this laptop computer..
  
  
  *67
  
  
  
  DSC in the morning... 101.5
  
  
  Big Sonic Chill 94.9 at night...
  
  
  But most importantly, my kids....
• Fill in the blank: _____ is sexy; _____ is sexier.
  Great lover is sexy, a slow passionate kiss is sexier.
• In my bedroom one will find...
  A big comfy bed and a mess test in progress...