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Noisy_Introvert 3/5/2007 8:10 pm
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Good evening blogstars one and all.
Lately, there has been some concern re: pathetic attempts at drunkblogging. While I admit that the concern is probably fairly concentrated i.e. me, nevertheless (oneword), I am taking it upon myself to conduct a webinar, if you will. here are some ideas;"":
a of all) dont' be overly fücking p0onderous or contemplative. DOWNER. nobody understands or gives a shïyt about that garbage. like, figure out your lame love life crap elsewhere. that's what bartenders and generous tips are for.
b) the odd typo is fine, as long as you're funny,. In fact it may add some cache. é. To your post. Maybe.
It's all about style and flair. Frisson.
c-ish) don't be afraid to use words you don't know exactly what they mean. e.g. frisson.
4th and most important, come closer, closer, closer. okay, are you ready? for EFF'S SAKE BE FUNNY. dotted line relation to numero uno/. unfunny drunkblogs are unlikely to make any sense and basically have no purpose. if they aren't funny, they're just a waste of frickin bandwidth if you ask me.
WHO'S WITH ME??????
K, i'd just like to take a wee time out to shout out to krunky and beseech him to clean up the DDP spill. it's moving beyond weird into ummmmm stalkerish.
Love to you all on this most special of days, Monday,
The Noisemaker
PS Where is the love for the BBO ep 3????? Jesus people, I am here for YOU. Like a busker. I'm not even askign for cash. Just a little crappin recognition, for goddam's sake.
I love you all.
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6576 posts
3/5/2007 8:34 pm
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Some concern now re: unfunniness of post.
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3/5/2007 9:34 pm
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No worries...I thought it was quite funny! Like the "frisson" thingie. Nice touch! Somewhere along the way, I just assumed all you Canadians speak French. I'm not sure whether you actually do or not, but I'm goin' with it for now. You type French, at least...how's that?
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3/5/2007 9:49 pm
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What a lovely painting.
Are those your vitamins?
I loved a of all. and c-ish. You must make your workplace really fun.
Noisy, dear Noisy, life is short, so wtf, I'm just going to say it:
If I were your therapist or your drinking buddy or your hairdresser (that last bit would be fun -- well, hell, they'd all be fun), I would give you a little assignment:
be UNfunny, be downright PONDEROUS, even, for the next ten blogs.
no funniness, no cleverness allowed.
anything else would be fair game, the sky's the limit.
koan: WHO is the NOISE when she's not being funny?
Because, if you weren't funny, or clever, THEN you'd be ___________.
And that would feel too much like ___________________.
And that reminds you of _____________________________.
And that would be scarrrrrrey.
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3/5/2007 11:01 pm
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Thanks for making Mondays funny again. 
BBO 3 was great, even though it's missing someone. Would have been better if a certain someone was in that episode. I don't think that character has been in the thing since the first one. You really should have that character come back. Like now.
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3/5/2007 11:18 pm
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Ditto what msgeorgesand said (the end part)
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3/6/2007 6:27 am
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water, you are back. Speaking of backs, that appears to be a painful, if sexy, fourth degree burn. If I may lapse into key messaging for a moment, don't forget the sunblock, sweets. Also, most Anglo-Canucks are pathetic and speak cereal box French at best. I wish I could do better. Quel domage!
msg, ah, geez. Life is short indeed. I mean TEN BLOGS of unfunny and ponderous? I'm already in a seemingly unstoppable freefall in the blog ratings. Do you want me to bottom out? That's it, isn't it. You are campaigning on behalf of slug and Dharma Path.
But I do enjoy the MAD LIBS. Okay, here's the fill-in-the-blanks:
koan: WHO is the NOISE when she's not being funny?
Because, if you weren't funny, or clever, THEN you'd be thoughtful and heartfelt.
And that would feel too much like a poetry blog (blank verse).
And that reminds you of everybody else.
And that would be scarrrrrrey.
Hota, oh my goddess! You found it! You found the sickie!!! Nice work. Just for that, next episode is gonna be robo-centric. Just you wait Henry Higgins!
Lotus, don't be scared! 0
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3/6/2007 9:23 am
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Sadly, the sickie does not projectile vomit. That would be cause for the next episode being robo-centric.
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3/6/2007 10:25 am
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I'm still gonna make it robo-centric, just cuz I dig you. And cuz you whined about it. But mostly, dig.
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712 posts
3/6/2007 10:31 am
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Yeah, well, try 23 UNfunny, downright PONDEROUS blogs, if you have the ovaries.
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3/6/2007 10:37 am
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Oh, I almost forgot...fucker!
SARTRE:: 24ºC
NOISY:: -16ºC
I win, biotches! Or something like that.
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3/6/2007 11:23 am
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Oops, an update...26ºC.
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3/6/2007 11:32 am
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GodDAMMIT, this is MY blog and I won't be upstaged by the likes of YOU, TENDER BOY!!!!
I can be unfunny. How hard can it be to be unfunny? Jesus. People do it every day. Ponderous? Listen, my favourite restaurant was Ponderosa!
Alright, that's it. Blogstars, prepare to be assaulted with super-serious, straight-faced soul searching, suckers!!!!
(Not counting this.)
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3/6/2007 1:53 pm
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I can't wait.
:: pulling up a chair ::
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3/6/2007 4:33 pm
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Quoting Noisy_Introvert:
GodDAMMIT, this is MY blog and I won't be upstaged by the likes of YOU, TENDER BOY!!!!
I can be unfunny. How hard can it be to be unfunny? Jesus. People do it every day. Ponderous? Listen, my favourite restaurant was Ponderosa!
Alright, that's it. Blogstars, prepare to be assaulted with super-serious, straight-faced soul searching, suckers!!!!
(Not counting this.)
NO! WAIT!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT!
Your soul isn't worth searching, trust me!
Okay, I lied, it IS worth searching, but not here, not now! We're shallow!
But YOU-- you are the BEST!
Please, please, please, please, please regale us, oh great & powerful NInny, with your splendid spiel! Do not forsake us, oh dearest one, for surely we otherwise shall be lost! Those fools, those who would make jest of your work, they know not of which they speak-- in degrees, in spades! Ignore them and KNOW that your fans await your every word. Your devotees would respond-- comment in droves-- but they are daunted by your perfect prose, that is all. They are here! WE ARE ALL HERE! Do not down that dark path of noodling and contemplation go, I beg of you! For all of us, please, remain steadfast in your comedic way and bless us with a BBO now and then.
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3/6/2007 7:02 pm
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Comin up tomorrow, TBJ.
Oh, easty, could you BE any cuter? God, how does Triple L stand it?? So sweet. Although, you've totally messed up the formatting on this blog. But whatevs.
Listen, a throwdown has been issued. I can't back down now. And besides, I do have hidden depths, as you well know. HFB will be back.
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3/6/2007 11:54 pm
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I'm gonna go back and re-check all my unfunny drunk latin lover blogs. I thought they were funny, but now I'm thinking they're f-ing ponderous. Oh my...
Anyway, not all of us can be as funny as you are, Noisy, and I join those who suggested you be ponderous and un-funny. Oh, and where are the spelling errors? In any case...where was I? Oh, yes. Pondering how to be funny.
I just have one question. I could never understand the meaning of the term "soul-searching." Is that something Canadian?
 Ciao for now. Waiting anxiously for further ponderousness.
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3/7/2007 3:54 am
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Gypsy, nooooo! I wasn't talking about you, lovely! The one time I read a drunkblog by you, I recall being quite charmed by it. Anyway, I was drunk when I wrote that thing. What did I know??
Spelling errors are a no-no, even whilst drunk. Typos, though, are sometimes unavoidable insofar as, backspace/delete requires herculean effort.
No idea what soul-searching means. I guess we're all gonna find out today!!!
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3/7/2007 6:59 am
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Soooooooo, my adulation was not enough. You took my praise and then state, "you've totally messed up the formatting on this blog."
What, did I sully your pretty, witty, widdle woids? Your bro is a typographer, I do not format haphazardly, so GET USED TO IT!
NOW, BACK TO THE SUBJECT AT HAND
Do you recall a previous, pithy comment of yours wherein you suggested that moxie might want to consider having all seven dates in one day? If you're gonna' get all gauntlethrowdown on us, maybe you should "contemplate" your own suggestion.
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3/7/2007 7:03 am
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Did Gypsy use the "F" word?
Oh, my, I believe California has been a bad influence on her.
This is PONDEROUS!
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3/7/2007 7:56 am
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Come on, leastbest, do you really wanna go there with me? Well you picked the right day. I'm serious and ponderous today, which means no pithy banter is forthcoming. So go ahead, do your worst. I shall sit here, lotus style, and chant "ohm". In all seriousness.
PS The formatting seems to have corrected itself, so I'm left only with gratitude for your adulation.
PPS Damn you're sensitive! A true brother of mine. (Except my blood brother is actually pretty insensitive. But anyway.)
OHM.
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3/7/2007 10:21 am
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l.
l.
(those are els, not ones, for those of you who are typographically challenged. as this is the blog where we are inveighed upon not to let emoticons do our emoting, those were short, dry laughs, interspersed with some silence.)
EastWest, never fear. really. (and I know you don't.) Noisy, we know, is about the most laugh-inducing, brillianty witty writer on these blogs. Who is more likely to make you pee your pants? No one, I'll wager. Her final breath will probably be spent gracing her loved ones with rich riposte.
Now then. There's a method to this madness. So take a breath with me and let's listen in, eh?
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NOW. A tiny aside. As for the suggestion that people have been drunken blogging incorrectly. Hmm. Hmm.
I'm glad I blogged while drunk. I said things that night I never otherwise would have said. It's true, come to think of it, no one commented on that post, but I was really more connecting with myself there, anyway. (I wonder, were they horrified at my nakedness? Doubtful. Probably they were just nonplussed. either that or confusid.)
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3/7/2007 10:59 am
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Quoting Noisy_Introvert:
Come on, leastbest, do you really wanna go there with me? Well you picked the right day. I'm serious and ponderous today, which means no pithy banter is forthcoming. So go ahead, do your worst. I shall sit here, lotus style, and chant "ohm". In all seriousness.
PS The formatting seems to have corrected itself, so I'm left only with gratitude for your adulation.
PPS Damn you're sensitive! A true brother of mine. (Except my blood brother is actually pretty insensitive. But anyway.)
OHM.
Can you feel the love in the room, brothers & sisters? Can you FEEL it?
Schmoop is everywhere!
BTW, it's OM, not OHM, Ms.Correct Spelling. Or is OHM some sorta' half-asssed Canadian spelling?
( insert did-you-know-I-was-an-imp-in-my-previous-life? emoticon )
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3/7/2007 12:30 pm
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OK, so what about expanding the genre::
the manicblog
the cokeblog, acidblog, shroomblog, bumpblog, stonerblog, etc., etc.
the smutblog
the handbananablog, AKA skeevyblog
the rageblog
the too much xanax blog...zzzzzzz.
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3/7/2007 1:45 pm
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Oh thisbe, please, this is too much! Too much, I say! Stop! (keep going) "Either the wallpaper goes, or I do."
PS Sorry I missed your drunkblog. It's so true what they say about in boozo, veritas, tho. Not everyone can handle the truth.
e-dub, uh, I beg to differ. I follow a little-known sect of TM founded by the renowned German physicist George Ohm. When I chant, I am completely transformed by the mathematical equation, I = V/R Yeah. I bet you feel pretty stupid now, don't you.
sl:: you first, my friend! I can get behind the rageblog. screw all these "positive vibes" folk.
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3/7/2007 3:26 pm
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I can get behind the rageblog. screw all these "positive vibes" folk. Oooh, go for it.
Sorry I missed your drunkblog.
Yes, were you doing something better that evening?! Never too late of course. It's [post 34647].
Not everyone can handle the truth.Isn't that the damn truth.
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3/7/2007 5:52 pm
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"e-dub, uh, I beg to differ. I follow a little-known sect of TM founded by the renowned German physicist George Ohm. When I chant, I am completely transformed by the mathematical equation, I = V/R Yeah. I bet you feel pretty stupid now, don't you."
Actually, I purty much always feel purty stupid in the presence of her majesty, the Queen of Schmoop, Schmaltz and Smackdown.
But I GOT you this time, you little Introvert, you!
W O R D
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3/8/2007 7:39 am
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Hey msgeez, I went and checked out your drunkblog. Two words: too long!!! Anyway, you got some comments, I see. And I appreciated the heartfelt nature of your commentary.
easty, okay, okay. You got me. And can I just say, since I forgot to last time, that I find your special way with the typography to be unique and charming.
W O R D
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3/9/2007 7:28 am
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Quoting Noisy_Introvert:
Hey msgeez, I went and checked out your drunkblog. Two words: too long!!! Anyway, you got some comments, I see. And I appreciated the heartfelt nature of your commentary.
easty, okay, okay. You got me. And can I just say, since I forgot to last time, that I find your special way with the typography to be unique and charming.
W O R D
Ohhhhhhhh, gawd, you make me laugh.
NO WONDER everyone loves you.
Some, or should I say one, more than others, obviously.
( insert nudge,nudge,wink,wink-smiling-its-asssoff emoticon )
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3/9/2007 11:16 am
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so cute.
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